T-SHIRT "YOU CAN’T WITCH WITH US" – FOR THE HEX-CURIOUS & THE SPELLBOUND REBELS 🔮 Coven-Core Vibes | 🖤 Not Your Basic Broomstick | 🌙 Gatekeep, Gaslight, Witchcraft
This ain’t a Halloween costume. The"You Can’t Witch With Us" teeis for the outcasts, the midnight wanderers, and anyone who’d rather hex than text. Think of it as your VIP pass to the spooky kids’ table – no cauldron required.
🔥 WHY YOU’LL CAST A SPELL ON EVERYONE:
Witchy wordplay: Bold, cracked print that screams“my aura ate your vibe”– perfect for confusing normies and attracting stray black cats.
Vintage-washed comfort: 100% cotton so soft, it’s basically a hug from a haunted sweater.
Unapologetic: Oversized fit for lazy coven meetings or layering under your most dramatic cloak.
🌑 Secret ingredient: Tag-free neckline – because itchy labels are for muggles.
🛠️ HOW TO WEAR IT (OR CURSE IT):
Pair with: Fishnets, chokers, and a“I-saw-that-in-a-tarot-reading”smirk.
Mood:“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… magically.”
🚨 WARNING:
Wearing this may:
Attract cryptic compliments from strangers.
Make you side-eye full moonsdifferently.
Summon the urge to start a cult (we don’t judge).
Tag us: #ContrarioCoven – Show us your darkest, witchiest selfies.
