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Tank Top “Leave me alone”
Tank Top “Leave me alone”
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TANK TOP "LEAVE ME ALONE" – FOR ANTI-SOCIAL REBELS (WHO SECRETLY LOVE BEING ICONIC)
🖤 Ribbed & Ruthless | 🎸 Zero Effs Given | ☠️ Silence is Golden
This ain’t your basic "live, laugh, love" tank. The ribbed, no-chill "Leave Me Alone" top is for days when your vibe is "I’m here, but don’t @ me" – perfect for dodging small talk, surviving family reunions, or just looking cool while you ignore the group chat.
🔥 WHY YOU NEED IT:
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Ribbed texture, zero apologies: Thick cotton that holds up after 100 washes (and 100 excuses to leave early).
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Slogan that slaps: Cracked print that screams "I’m not rude, I’m busy" – for when you’d rather text “K” than talk.
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Grunge versatility: Layer it under a shredded denim jacket, pair with cargo pants, or wear solo to silently judge brunch crowds.
🍃 Low-key luxe:
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95% cotton, 5% "I’m allergic to morning people".
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Classic neckline + wide straps – because even rebels hate itchy tags.
🛠️ HOW TO WEAR IT (OR DON’T):
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Pair with: Chunky boots, a resting "why are you like this?" face, and iced coffee.
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Mood: "I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social."
🚨 WARNING:
Wearing this may cause:
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Random strangers giving you nod-of-respect in public.
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Fewer coworkers asking about your weekend plans.
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Sudden urges to buy it in every color (coming never… maybe).
Tag us: #TalkToTheTank – Because actions speak louder than words (but this shirt screams).
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